1 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,940 Elder Peter, do you really think we should be here? 2 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,120 Elder Bright said we could just skip this house. 3 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:44,660 Don't be nervous, Elder Dick. After all, we're here doing God's work spreading 4 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:45,760 the word to these poor heathens. 5 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:50,040 And from the looks of things, this family is in desperate need of 6 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,020 And a gardening service and a cleanup crew. 7 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:57,980 But Elder Bright was very specific that we were to skip this address all summer. 8 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,680 It's all about other missionaries disappearing here. 9 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:02,100 You hear that? 10 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,860 What was that? 11 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,560 What was what? 12 00:01:06,460 --> 00:01:07,500 Well, I know you heard that. 13 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,940 I didn't hear anything with the wind in the trees, Elder Dick. 14 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:12,760 I'm sure it's nothing to be afraid of. 15 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:16,020 No, there's definitely something creeping up on us here, and it's not 16 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:17,020 wind in the trees. 17 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,480 Listen, let's just knock on the door and go inside and do what we came to do. 18 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:22,880 Once we're inside, we'll be fine. 19 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,320 Oh, my 20 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:30,340 God. 21 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:22,940 They're kooky and they're kinky, seductive and so slinky. They're all 22 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:25,060 inky, the Addams Family. 23 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:31,040 Their house is like a dungeon, some people want to run from. But you will 24 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,260 to come on, the Addams Family. 25 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:36,140 Based. 26 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:37,940 Based. 27 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,100 Based. 28 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:47,390 So sit down at your station. Prepare for masturbation. You've got a reservation. 29 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:49,930 The Adam Family. 30 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:07,390 There you go, Mr. 31 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:10,870 Darling. Extracts may come just the way you like it. 32 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,160 Thank you, Mama. 33 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:17,900 Spectre, who'd be helping me in the kitchen? 34 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:09,360 First cigar of the day. 35 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,200 Magnificent. 36 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:23,360 Gomez, my darling. 37 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:27,300 Ah, yes, my beautiful flower. 38 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:34,780 Now I may die a happy man, having gazed upon your beautiful visage once again. 39 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:37,580 Now, now, Gomez, not in front of the children. 40 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:43,700 Darling, look what I've been working on. Do you think Cousin Wad is going to 41 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,700 like his new pajamas? 42 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,700 Caramilla, that is magnificent. 43 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:53,540 And you remembered how well hung like a horse you are. 44 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:56,600 You're so, so cute. 45 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,040 Cara mia. 46 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,140 Mail's in. 47 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:17,120 I'll get it. 48 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,080 Thank you, thanks. 49 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:25,480 Here you go, son. 50 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,520 Pugsley and I are going to go play upstairs now. 51 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,480 Come on, Pugsley. 52 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,120 Okay, kids, but don't blow up the bathroom again. 53 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,660 Grandma Ma gets bitchy when she can't read the obituaries while she's on the 54 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:38,660 throne. 55 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,000 Come on, Max, do you want to show me something? 56 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,680 Yes, Master Pugsley. 57 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:52,940 Let's see what the morning mail asks. 58 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,920 Well, let's see what we have here. We have a bill. 59 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:57,880 Bill. 60 00:06:58,580 --> 00:06:59,580 Bill. 61 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:02,060 Bill. Pay me immediately. 62 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:04,780 Hmm. What is this? 63 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,800 Internet porno bill. 64 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:11,440 Can't have Mama, Fester, and Lurks go without their internet porno. 65 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:13,220 Let's see. 66 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:14,880 Morticians. Bill Doe of the Month Club. 67 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,400 That's very nice. 68 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,200 And we have a... 69 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:22,510 Mama's Dildo of the Month Club. Oh, that's very good. 70 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:24,570 And Fetzer's Dildo of the Month Club. 71 00:07:24,970 --> 00:07:26,290 Hmm. Very interesting. 72 00:07:26,650 --> 00:07:29,070 I wonder if the Dildo of the Month Club offers a family plan. 73 00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:30,630 Oh, a genius idea. 74 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,490 Huh. Thank you. 75 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:34,110 Thank you, my dear. Oh, what is this? 76 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:48,180 Dear Mr. Adam, Blah, blah, blah, blah. Thank you for your recent donation. 77 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:50,780 blah, blah. I'm going to build a statue about you. Blah, blah, blah. Thank you. 78 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:55,640 Both of your children have been accepted at Miskatonic University for the next 79 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,640 semester. 80 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,000 This is wonderful news. This is fantastic. 81 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,060 This is wonderful. 82 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,020 Well, that is good news. 83 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,400 That is my alma mater. 84 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,780 The fighting cephalopods. 85 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,280 Go, go, go. 86 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:17,040 Go, Cephalopod, go! 87 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:18,780 Go, Cephalopod, go! 88 00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:20,240 Go, Cephalopod, go! 89 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,860 Miskatonic University does not blow! 90 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:28,600 Tish, that brings me back. 91 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,960 So I see. 92 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:37,539 Yes, the roar of the crowd, the screams of the opposing team, the smell of the 93 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:39,760 blood sacrificed before the pregame. 94 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,179 I love the smell of blood in the morning. 95 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,220 Here, let me help you, dear. 96 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:52,700 Feels so good. 97 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:58,040 I'm sure that Wednesday and Pugsley will enjoy it as much as you did, dear. 98 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,880 We can only hope so, my dear. We can only hope so. 99 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,020 It'll be strange not having them around. 100 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:12,260 There'll be nobody in the house but you and me and Mama Lurch and Uncle Fester 101 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,260 and Thing. 102 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:17,350 Oh, Gomez, don't forget Cleopatra and Catherine. 103 00:09:17,810 --> 00:09:19,790 And the children won't be that far away. 104 00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:21,690 It's true, my love. 105 00:09:22,010 --> 00:09:25,150 They'll be gone just for the semester, and then they'll be back for the 106 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:27,450 holidays. And they are over 18 now. 107 00:09:27,810 --> 00:09:29,570 We must be prepared to let them go. 108 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:31,049 I know. 109 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:32,050 Still. 110 00:09:33,630 --> 00:09:35,530 They'll be growing up now. They're 18. 111 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:40,990 Going out, getting married, and having little Adamses of their own. 112 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:42,230 Oh, Gomez. 113 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:45,060 You're not getting sentimental on me, are you? 114 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,560 Who? Me? 115 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:53,840 Not me. 116 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:57,280 Well, maybe just a little. 117 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,020 It's quite all right, darling. 118 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,220 After all, it's only natural for us to feel that way. 119 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:07,360 Yes, my love, you're right. But you're always right. So tell me, how are you 120 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,920 looking forward to spending this horrible, beautiful day? 121 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:14,900 Well... After I finish my knitting, I plan to go into the solarium to tend to 122 00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:19,800 plants. You know how demanding Cleopatra and Catherine can be, especially when 123 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,480 they haven't had meat in over a week. 124 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,160 Yes. You take good care of them. 125 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,520 Well, thank you, darling. 126 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:31,760 And after that, I think it's high time that Wednesday and I had that special 127 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:32,940 mother -daughter talk. 128 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,640 Ah, and where to bury the bodies. 129 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:41,350 No, silly, we had that talk a year ago. I mean the talk about... how to be a 130 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:44,770 woman, and what it means to have those special urges. 131 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,210 Oh, I see. That talk. 132 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:50,510 Indeed. 133 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,970 And now that I think about it, it's time for you and Pugsley to have that 134 00:10:54,970 --> 00:10:57,050 special father -son talk, too. 135 00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:01,630 You know, Pugsley will be meeting a lot of girls at school, and he'll need to 136 00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:02,730 know how to handle himself. 137 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:07,790 That's a good idea. I was thinking about letting Uncle Fester talk to him about 138 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:09,250 that. They seem so close. 139 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:10,680 Oh, Gomez. 140 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:15,000 You know it's not right to shuffle that responsibility off on Fester. 141 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,840 Maybe you should teach Pugsley the way your father taught you. 142 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,600 That's brilliant. 143 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,820 Caramilla, you're a genius. 144 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:35,520 Come on, Lurch. Let me show you a new trick. 145 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:36,900 A trick? 146 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,080 Yeah. 147 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:40,590 Come on, Lurch. It's going to be fine. You'll see. 148 00:11:41,510 --> 00:11:44,690 Yeah, come on, Lurch. You'll like it. We promise. 149 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:52,850 So what you do, Lurch, is you put this cone in your pants like this, and then 150 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:57,290 you put the coin on your nose, and then you try to drop it into your pants like 151 00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:58,590 this. You got it? 152 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:00,510 See, it's easy, right? 153 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,450 Yes, Master Bugsley. 154 00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:04,350 Come on, Lurch. Let's try it. 155 00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,550 I bet you'll get it on the first try. 156 00:12:11,819 --> 00:12:14,740 Here. So, put it in his pants. 157 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,940 And now, put the coin on your nose. 158 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:24,960 Now, lean your head back, Lurch. And don't drop the coin until I tell you to. 159 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,480 Okay? Yes, Master Pugsley. 160 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,560 All right. 161 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,300 Now now get the drop the coin 162 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,920 Lurch, we have got to get you a woman. 163 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,580 No, Mrs. Adams. 164 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:17,340 Wednesday and Pugsley. 165 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,040 Itching powder. 166 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:22,280 Oh, teenagers these days. Let's take a look. 167 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:26,040 No. Oh, goodness. Give me the shorts. 168 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:27,940 Mrs. Adams. 169 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,800 It's the only way we're going to get rid of the itching. 170 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,720 Oh. 171 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,940 Tasty. Mrs. Adams. 172 00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:44,550 You know, they've improved the brand since I was a youngster. 173 00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:57,170 Quite a nice sausage you got there, Lurch. 174 00:13:57,930 --> 00:13:58,930 Thank you. 175 00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:14,130 I've never done this before. 176 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,590 Oh, let's get you a little more comfortable. 177 00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:32,930 That's better. 178 00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:37,950 Yeah, not bad for an old broad, huh? 179 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:52,530 Oh. 180 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:47,000 It's been a long time since I've had some sausage. 181 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:35,810 Wakey, wakey. Wakey, wakey. 182 00:16:37,990 --> 00:16:40,890 This is our hoax. 183 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,150 Mama. 184 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:57,860 You know I want to see your own powdered sugar frosting. 185 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,180 See if he tastes as sweet as you look. 186 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:08,420 Mrs. Adams. 187 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Yes. 188 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,560 Nicely done, Lurch. You know what? 189 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,240 I'm going to be taking care of you from now on. 190 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,840 Thank you, Mrs. Adams. 191 00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:52,420 My pleasure. 192 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,940 Tasty, Lurch. 193 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:07,980 The market 194 00:20:07,980 --> 00:20:08,719 made its death. 195 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,940 It just went down 40 points. 196 00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:11,480 I knew I shouldn't have sold it. 197 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,520 Good afternoon, Fester. 198 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,440 Has the mail come in yet? 199 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,300 Yes, it has, old man. I just went through it. Unfortunately, you didn't 200 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,300 anything. 201 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,540 Ah, they said they'd send it by yesterday. 202 00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:27,980 They, Fester? 203 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,340 Spectacular package, old man. 204 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:34,120 Yeah, my new girlfriend from the International Inflatables Company. They 205 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,300 promised they'd send it by now, and it should have been here. 206 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,300 Oh, do be patient, Fester. 207 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:42,600 I've been waiting for over a week for my yak meat for Cleopatra and Catherine. 208 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,860 Surely you can wait another day. 209 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,200 Fester, you dog. 210 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:50,920 Did you order yourself another girlfriend through the mail? Did you 211 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:51,940 night the first time that happened? 212 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,320 It's not my fault the last one didn't have holes in the crate. 213 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,520 Of course it wasn't, Fester. 214 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,360 Hopefully that won't happen again. 215 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,720 Oh, it won't. This one comes with its own compressed air tank. 216 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,700 Well, very good, old man. Very good. 217 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:10,040 All right. Mortician and I will keep an eye out for it. Thanks, Gomez. 218 00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:14,990 Oh, and by the way, if anybody needs me, I'll be down in my basement working on 219 00:21:14,990 --> 00:21:16,130 my electric pleasure chair. 220 00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:24,010 You know, that electric pleasure chair is going to bring a lot of orgasms to a 221 00:21:24,010 --> 00:21:25,290 lot of people that don't have them. 222 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:27,070 Oh, Gomez. 223 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:31,250 I hope that Fester's not too disappointed with an inflatable woman. 224 00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:34,870 Well, considering the real people he's dated, it'd be a step in the right 225 00:21:34,870 --> 00:21:35,829 direction. 226 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:36,830 Oui. 227 00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:39,770 Caramilla. 228 00:21:41,919 --> 00:21:44,420 French. Not now, Gomez. 229 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,800 Later, my sweet. 230 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,060 Ah, my dear. 231 00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:49,940 You spoke French and that language inflames me. 232 00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:51,900 Later, Gomez. 233 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,020 Your wish is my command. 234 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:59,160 Actually, I think this would be just the perfect time for you and Pugsley to 235 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,400 take care of that little matter while I'm in the solarium. 236 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:06,220 I'm sure that Wednesday will be fine by herself for a little while. 237 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:08,700 We'll have our discussion later today. 238 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:12,410 Ah, Katamia, if you think it's best, I will make the arrangements. 239 00:22:18,790 --> 00:22:21,710 Yeah, Lurch, you and I have an appointment to make. 240 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,050 Come with me. 241 00:22:24,070 --> 00:22:25,230 Yes, Mr. Adams. 242 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,750 Thank you, Thing. 243 00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:37,850 Adams residence. 244 00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:40,120 Yes, this is Mrs. Adams. 245 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,920 Yes, that's correct. 246 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,040 Both my children will be attending Miskatonic this fall. 247 00:22:46,220 --> 00:22:47,400 Initial contact meeting? 248 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:49,980 To go over any questions we might have. 249 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,220 Oh, that's certainly fine. 250 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,000 Yes, so we'll see you later then. 251 00:22:58,880 --> 00:22:59,880 Thank you. 252 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,880 Where was I? 253 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,320 Oh yes, off to the Solarium to tend to Cleopatra and Captain. 254 00:23:25,870 --> 00:23:27,290 Hello, my darling. 255 00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:29,310 Mommy's here. 256 00:23:29,810 --> 00:23:31,690 How are we feeling today? 257 00:24:23,150 --> 00:24:24,150 Well, well, well. 258 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:27,110 Getting a head start, I see. 259 00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:30,210 Such young, attractive men. 260 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:33,890 You boys can feed my girls well, can't you? 261 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,710 Doesn't that sound like fun, girls? 262 00:24:38,170 --> 00:24:40,930 I like that idea. 263 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,630 You boys don't mind, do you? 264 00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:45,550 No, ma 'am, not at all. 265 00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:47,330 Perfect. 266 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,240 you know just how 267 00:41:00,780 --> 00:41:02,000 about missionary work now. 268 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,240 Um, we were, um, Mrs. Adams? 269 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:07,520 Yes, dear. 270 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:12,020 Yeah, we just wanted to ask you maybe if, uh... Go ahead. 271 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,900 Could we go back tomorrow and maybe feed your plants? 272 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:21,260 Oh, I think that Cleopatra, Catherine, and I would like that very much. 273 00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:22,740 Wouldn't we, girls? 274 00:41:36,590 --> 00:41:39,050 these gentlemen out. Yes, Mrs. Adams. 275 00:42:34,419 --> 00:42:36,000 Bugsley, son, it's time for us to have a little talk. 276 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,600 Gee, Dad. 277 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:43,200 One's already told me about the abandoned coal mines and sausage 278 00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:50,120 Well, bravo, son, but it's not quite that, old man. You see, it's not that 279 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:50,658 of talk. 280 00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:54,000 You see, this is the kind of talk that a father has for his son when his son 281 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000 turns 18. 282 00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,980 Oh, do you mean like the difference between Juvie and big people in jail? 283 00:43:01,790 --> 00:43:05,370 Now, son, this is something that you're going to have to learn now that you're 284 00:43:05,370 --> 00:43:06,370 going off to college. 285 00:43:06,670 --> 00:43:10,970 Do you mean how to survive the initiation in the alligator fraternity? 286 00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:16,890 Not exactly, son. You see, you're getting to that age in your life where 287 00:43:16,890 --> 00:43:20,590 you're going to have certain urges. 288 00:43:22,530 --> 00:43:28,310 Oh, like how to install the spy camera in the Sigma Phi Clitoris girl's dorm. 289 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,720 You could eat closer, son, but that's not it. 290 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:37,160 You see, you're getting at that age in your life where circumstances will bring 291 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:41,040 about certain urges where you're going to have to manage it. 292 00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:43,340 Dash it all. 293 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:48,660 Son, it's time you learned about sex. 294 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:52,040 And I'm going to teach you about sex the way my father taught me about sex. And 295 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,480 his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him, I 296 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,238 think, was a millionaire. 297 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,460 Son, I purchased you a prostitute. 298 00:43:59,330 --> 00:44:01,930 What? Do you mean that you went out and found me a hooker? 299 00:44:03,330 --> 00:44:05,170 Aw, Dad, you're the best ever. 300 00:44:06,690 --> 00:44:10,590 That's right, son. We Adamses believe that only giving the best professional 301 00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:14,690 advice. That's why I've asked Ms. Swallows to join us. Can I light her on 302 00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:35,799 Thank you, Lurch. 303 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:36,980 Whore. 304 00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,320 Puzzling? Uh -huh. 305 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:43,520 I am Samantha Swallows. 306 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,860 Hi. Like a little few? 307 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,160 Uh -huh. 308 00:44:48,020 --> 00:44:53,620 I think you should suck his cock and then let your saliva run down his shaft 309 00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:56,580 his balls and then lick it back up and spit it back on his cock and then once 310 00:44:56,580 --> 00:44:58,820 the cock is lubricated, you should shove it in your vagina. 311 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,800 I'll leave you two alone. 312 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,920 Have fun, son. 313 00:45:10,550 --> 00:45:15,210 Your father told me that you needed help learning the ropes, so to say. 314 00:45:16,090 --> 00:45:18,790 Well, I know ropes pretty well. 315 00:45:19,370 --> 00:45:24,410 It's the sex part I'm not... I don't know anything about. 316 00:45:24,910 --> 00:45:27,250 Okay. Well, I can help you with that. 317 00:45:27,650 --> 00:45:28,650 That's what I'm here for. 318 00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:29,850 Okay. 319 00:45:30,390 --> 00:45:35,530 But first, there are three things that you need to know before we begin, okay? 320 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:40,600 Okay. First, always ask your partner if you're going to try something new. 321 00:45:41,140 --> 00:45:42,220 Okay? Okay. 322 00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:44,960 Pretty much ask your partner before you try anything. 323 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:51,320 Second, never be afraid to ask your partner to try something new. I mean, 324 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,020 are you supposed to know if you like something if you never try, right? 325 00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:56,060 Yeah, you're right. 326 00:45:56,160 --> 00:46:02,440 So always ask. Always ask. And third, and this is the most important one, if 327 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:06,440 are ever having sex with someone that you don't know, or that hasn't been 328 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:12,700 recently, you have to always, always, always, always wrap up the puzzly 329 00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:14,540 to keep him safe. 330 00:46:15,660 --> 00:46:17,100 What do I wrap him up with? 331 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,240 What the hell? 332 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,160 That's just thing. 333 00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:27,780 Thing. 334 00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:29,780 Thing. Thing. Thing. 335 00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:32,880 Does thing have a thing? Never mind, never mind, never mind. Okay. 336 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,860 We won't need condoms. We just won't need them. Because you know why? 337 00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:38,860 Why? Because you're a virgin. 338 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,900 I am a virgin. And when you're a virgin, that means you're clean because you 339 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,020 haven't had any sexual intercourse yet. That's true. 340 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:48,840 And because I'm a working girl, I get tested every month. And I just got my 341 00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,300 yesterday, so... Well, good. 342 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:51,520 We're good to go. 343 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,320 So what do you say we get you out of these clothes and maybe start getting 344 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,320 Pugsley hard? 345 00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:58,940 Sounds like fun. 346 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:23,160 It's okay to swear, too, during sex. 347 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,840 It happens. 348 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:31,820 You want to take those off for me? Yeah. 349 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Say goodbye to all this. 350 00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:02,700 So you've never been with another girl before? 351 00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,600 I've never been with any girl before. 352 00:48:06,860 --> 00:48:07,860 Not at all? 353 00:48:43,690 --> 00:48:45,470 I think your Pugsley likes my mouth. 354 00:49:23,310 --> 00:49:26,830 Not that you really know what you like yet, but how does that feel? 355 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:54,960 First time seeing tits. 356 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,480 First time seeing a pussy. 357 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:02,380 Oh my god. 358 00:50:02,740 --> 00:50:05,980 You didn't know that the other sex resisted, right? 359 00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,339 Uh -huh. 360 00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:11,840 I just always see it in magazines and on the internet. 361 00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:13,460 Oh. 362 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,640 There's just much more to that than this. 363 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,880 So much better than blowing up dynamite. 364 00:50:55,240 --> 00:50:56,240 Blowing up what? 365 00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,360 Okay. 366 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,960 It's a good boy to ask. 367 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,300 I'm just assuming you like it sloppy and nasty, huh? 368 00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:56,160 Everything you do is so good. 369 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:09,240 Awesome. Am I learning? 370 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:12,760 Yes. 371 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,440 Fucking fast, too. 372 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:19,860 Can we fuck now? 373 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:21,319 Oh, yes, we can. 374 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,560 Okay. Oh, yes, we can. 375 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:27,540 I don't know how to do this. Do you want to do it first? 376 00:52:27,930 --> 00:52:29,890 Yeah, you can just lay there. I'll jump on. Trust me. 377 00:52:33,010 --> 00:52:35,010 There you go. Hands off. 378 00:52:36,290 --> 00:52:37,470 What do I do? 379 00:52:38,630 --> 00:52:40,430 Well, first you find the hole. 380 00:52:41,850 --> 00:52:43,310 Usually it's right between the girl's legs. 381 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:49,730 And then... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 382 00:52:50,010 --> 00:52:52,530 That was crazy. I never felt anything like that before. 383 00:52:52,830 --> 00:52:54,450 Okay, you don't jump. 384 00:52:59,180 --> 00:52:59,959 negative point. 385 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:03,160 Okay, let's try it again. You want to keep the girl on you. Let's try it 386 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,360 Okay. One more time. 387 00:53:04,660 --> 00:53:06,180 You're not going to explode, are you? No. 388 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,780 Please, God, don't explode. 389 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,020 You're a dynamite. 390 00:53:10,380 --> 00:53:12,040 Okay. Okay, don't move. 391 00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:14,100 Breathe. 392 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:18,080 Just breathe. That sensation you're feeling, just try to sustain it. 393 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,080 There we go. 394 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,760 Oh, okay. 395 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,200 Okay. And then just move your hips. It'll all feel natural. 396 00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:27,660 Like that? 397 00:53:38,770 --> 00:53:40,130 Fuck yes, like that. 398 00:53:46,730 --> 00:53:48,870 You're cute for a little fucking psychopath. 399 00:54:10,090 --> 00:54:11,390 Sometimes you can spank the girl's ass. 400 00:54:11,590 --> 00:54:14,350 Sometimes she likes it when the man takes charge. Yeah, when the man takes 401 00:54:14,350 --> 00:54:16,030 charge, she really fucking likes it. 402 00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:18,430 I just like that too. 403 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:21,990 So it's not a little fucking boy anymore, are they? 404 00:55:16,910 --> 00:55:17,910 Feel my fucking feet? 405 00:55:18,010 --> 00:55:19,330 Yeah. Try that. 406 00:55:20,450 --> 00:55:21,450 Try that. 407 00:55:21,490 --> 00:55:24,070 I think we need a fourth rule. Never be afraid to take charge. 408 00:55:55,850 --> 00:55:56,850 some ways you can do it. 409 00:55:57,690 --> 00:55:58,690 I don't know. 410 00:55:59,150 --> 00:56:01,410 What sounds good? You said you watch magazines, too. 411 00:56:01,610 --> 00:56:02,610 Yeah, I've seen this one time. 412 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:03,750 Okay. Okay. 413 00:56:04,110 --> 00:56:05,970 Let me try this. 414 00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:08,750 Hold on. 415 00:56:09,170 --> 00:56:12,830 Enjoy. Wait, wait. Before you do that, you need to learn how to eat pussy. 416 00:56:13,510 --> 00:56:18,330 Okay. It's very simple. Just put the tongue on the clit and just lick. 417 00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:22,450 Okay, let's do something that you might know. Like a little kitty. 418 00:56:23,710 --> 00:56:24,930 Yeah, you understand kitties. 419 00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,400 No wonder you like pussy then. 420 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,158 Like that? 421 00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:32,160 Fuck yes. 422 00:56:38,380 --> 00:56:41,480 Just get it nice and fucking wet so that way when you slide your cock back in 423 00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,480 it, it slides right in there. 424 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:04,560 You're a really good boy. 425 00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:07,300 Come on, slide it in. 426 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:11,580 You 427 00:57:11,580 --> 00:57:19,260 sure 428 00:57:19,260 --> 00:57:21,480 you haven't done this before? Because I'm a little fucking surprised. 429 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:24,840 Fucking fast learner. 430 00:57:58,640 --> 00:57:59,640 for more of the Addams family. 431 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:03,800 I like what their men are made out of. 432 00:58:08,900 --> 00:58:15,180 So I think the Pugsley likes that hole, right? 433 00:58:16,820 --> 00:58:19,220 Now you said you like to be naughty and you like anything I like? 434 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,140 Yeah. I have another hole. 435 00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:24,980 What? I have another hole down there, don't I? 436 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:27,000 Yeah. 437 00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:28,420 Say yes. Yes. 438 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:32,440 So remember the second rule? Never be afraid to try something new? 439 00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:33,618 Yeah. 440 00:58:33,620 --> 00:58:35,120 You want to put it in my ass? Yeah. 441 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:37,720 Oh, 442 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,400 like that? 443 00:58:44,860 --> 00:58:46,120 Fuck yeah, like that. 444 00:58:46,340 --> 00:58:47,340 Like that? 445 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:56,160 Exactly like that. 446 00:58:58,510 --> 00:59:00,830 It feels just as good as the other one. Am I doing okay for the first time? 447 00:59:00,850 --> 00:59:01,950 You're doing fucking perfect. 448 00:59:03,510 --> 00:59:04,510 No, no. 449 00:59:04,890 --> 00:59:05,890 No, no, just keep it in. 450 00:59:06,050 --> 00:59:07,050 Just keep it in. 451 00:59:09,010 --> 00:59:11,950 See, the best is when you get a girl who likes anal sex because she won't 452 00:59:11,950 --> 00:59:12,950 fucking run away either. 453 00:59:18,910 --> 00:59:25,350 Back in the hole. 454 00:59:25,830 --> 00:59:27,010 Back in that pretty fucking hole. 455 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,500 Once you're in one hole, you can go in the other one, too. 456 01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:41,600 And you can just play. 457 01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:51,080 Can I do that? 458 01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:53,620 Fuck yeah, you can. 459 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,940 I'm fucking digging in balls deep, too, for all I care. 460 01:01:15,660 --> 01:01:16,660 You want me to? 461 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:17,720 I want you to. 462 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:19,900 Want me to open it up for you? 463 01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:26,240 See, 464 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,700 that's called fucking balls deep, where you take that full entire cock and put 465 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:31,700 it in that girl's fucking ass. 466 01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,120 Sit down real quick. 467 01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:38,640 Because also, you can always make the girl do work, too. 468 01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,600 Hold it inside right into my deep little fucking ass 469 01:02:11,180 --> 01:02:13,660 She'll make it even tighter for you by putting fingers in her fucking cunt at 470 01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:14,660 the same time. 471 01:03:48,170 --> 01:03:49,170 out the chicken. 472 01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,080 really good i just think that i should try it maybe one or two more times so i 473 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:17,060 can make sure i learn properly so soon uh -huh i'm pretty certain i can 474 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:18,800 easily be talked into staying longer 475 01:06:11,270 --> 01:06:13,970 Looks like someone needs to put you on a diet. 476 01:06:17,970 --> 01:06:18,970 Come in. 477 01:06:25,670 --> 01:06:27,930 Wednesday, dear, do you have a moment? 478 01:06:29,850 --> 01:06:32,490 Yes, mother, there was something you wanted to talk to me about? 479 01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:34,130 Yes, dear, there is. 480 01:06:34,630 --> 01:06:35,690 Let's sit on the bed. 481 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:47,080 I know that we've had several of these little mother -daughter talks before. 482 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:52,020 Yes, Mother, but I still remember the difference between justified and 483 01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:54,800 premeditated. Of course you do, dear. 484 01:06:55,060 --> 01:06:57,440 But that's not what I want to talk with you about today. 485 01:06:57,860 --> 01:06:58,860 It's not? 486 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:00,600 No, dear, it's not. 487 01:07:01,980 --> 01:07:07,020 You see, Wednesday, now that you're over 18, I know that you'll be experiencing 488 01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:09,440 some certain urges. 489 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:11,560 Yes. 490 01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:14,540 But I don't think a headless Pugsley would be quite the same. 491 01:07:15,580 --> 01:07:16,580 Sadly, no. 492 01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,380 Now put that down a moment. This is important. 493 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:26,640 I know you may not be ready to believe me just yet, but one day you'll desire 494 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:29,960 satisfy yourself on your own, without anyone around. 495 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,840 Do you understand what I'm talking about? 496 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,220 You mean like masturbation? 497 01:07:37,180 --> 01:07:38,180 Exactly. 498 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,200 You are grown up, isn't she thing? 499 01:07:42,450 --> 01:07:43,450 Thing? Yes. 500 01:07:44,010 --> 01:07:49,030 Thing is very useful around the house, besides just getting the mail and 501 01:07:49,030 --> 01:07:50,030 the tea. 502 01:07:50,110 --> 01:07:53,430 Thing has helped me through many lonely nights when your father was away. 503 01:07:54,890 --> 01:07:59,730 So you see, I think Thing is just the one to help you work through any 504 01:07:59,730 --> 01:08:01,150 or difficulties you may have. 505 01:08:10,830 --> 01:08:12,290 I'm just leaving you alone now. 506 01:08:31,410 --> 01:08:34,550 This could actually be kind of fun. 507 01:08:38,370 --> 01:08:39,370 Well, Thing? 508 01:08:40,210 --> 01:08:41,210 Let's get to it 509 01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,760 That's good. 510 01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:39,460 What the... What kind of fantasy is this? 511 01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:43,700 No Adams would ever be caught wearing anything this cutesy. 512 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:50,820 Well, Coach said he had something for us since we turned a double play, but... 513 01:10:50,820 --> 01:10:53,960 Wow. You never expected this. 514 01:10:56,180 --> 01:10:57,180 Nice. 515 01:10:57,500 --> 01:10:58,740 I'm a cheerleader? 516 01:10:58,980 --> 01:11:01,140 What the fuck kind of fantasy is this? 517 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,020 If this is my fantasy... 518 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:07,540 Then I should be able to do this. 519 01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,500 Now this is more like it. 520 01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:17,520 Boys. 521 01:11:20,860 --> 01:11:22,400 Dear High Priest, this is here. 522 01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:35,740 Now go over there. 523 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,340 And worship me. 524 01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:42,740 Yes, God. 525 01:11:43,580 --> 01:11:44,580 Yes. 526 01:12:19,569 --> 01:12:21,210 You lick my face. 527 01:12:27,730 --> 01:12:28,250 What 528 01:12:28,250 --> 01:12:35,030 are you 529 01:12:35,030 --> 01:12:35,949 doing here? 530 01:12:35,950 --> 01:12:38,110 I uh, I don't know. 531 01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:43,010 Well why don't you get over here and make yourself useful. 532 01:12:44,650 --> 01:12:45,730 And lick my pussy. 533 01:12:49,610 --> 01:12:50,790 Take the panties off. 534 01:13:03,070 --> 01:13:04,190 Right now, get down. 535 01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:26,060 Good little cheerleader 536 01:14:59,850 --> 01:15:00,850 No. 537 01:17:53,290 --> 01:17:54,310 Why don't you go get in that cage? 538 01:18:05,250 --> 01:18:06,550 I'll let you out later. 539 01:18:13,270 --> 01:18:15,230 So what are you boys gonna do to me? 540 01:18:17,190 --> 01:18:18,270 Whatever you want. 541 01:18:20,250 --> 01:18:22,010 Why don't you stand the fuck up then? 542 01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:51,280 It goes like that. 543 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:47,960 Yeah, good to know. 544 01:22:45,390 --> 01:22:46,390 I'm not sure what it is. 545 01:31:07,929 --> 01:31:13,170 Hmm. It seems to satisfy most of our customers. We thank you for your 546 01:31:13,170 --> 01:31:15,290 and hope to do business with you again in the future. 547 01:31:16,250 --> 01:31:18,770 Cordially, the International Inflatable Corporation. 548 01:31:20,070 --> 01:31:21,190 What the fuck? 549 01:31:25,570 --> 01:31:30,650 Well, those dirty little rotten... They sent me an inflatable sheep instead of 550 01:31:30,650 --> 01:31:31,650 an inflatable girlfriend. 551 01:31:33,570 --> 01:31:35,890 Oh, well, I do love... 552 01:33:50,120 --> 01:33:50,959 Mrs. Adams. 553 01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:53,480 I'm Gloria Milbanks from the university. 554 01:33:54,380 --> 01:33:55,500 We spoke earlier? 555 01:33:56,500 --> 01:33:57,920 Milbanks? University? 556 01:33:58,500 --> 01:33:59,500 Never heard of it. 557 01:33:59,620 --> 01:34:04,120 I spoke with Miss Milbanks earlier today. 558 01:34:04,460 --> 01:34:06,460 She's here on a strictly routine visit. 559 01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:10,640 Something to do with visiting parents of incoming students. 560 01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:13,000 Well, why didn't you say so? 561 01:34:13,240 --> 01:34:15,880 Right this way. Come right in. Please, have a seat. 562 01:34:25,190 --> 01:34:26,910 Lurch, fetch Uncle Fester for us. 563 01:34:27,170 --> 01:34:28,830 Oh, and straighten this place up, would you? 564 01:34:29,270 --> 01:34:30,270 Yes, Mr. Adams. 565 01:34:31,910 --> 01:34:34,790 So, from the university, eh? 566 01:34:36,010 --> 01:34:37,010 Care to have a go? 567 01:34:38,610 --> 01:34:39,610 University, 568 01:34:40,010 --> 01:34:41,710 eh? Concerned about the children and their curriculum. 569 01:34:41,930 --> 01:34:44,870 Ah, you want to make sure they can handle the course load, no doubt. 570 01:34:45,790 --> 01:34:46,790 Well, 571 01:34:47,790 --> 01:34:50,390 that is just fantastic. We'll let you talk to Uncle Fester, and he will walk 572 01:34:50,390 --> 01:34:52,530 through the whole children's high school curriculum. 573 01:34:53,290 --> 01:34:54,570 Of course, Gomez. 574 01:34:54,890 --> 01:34:55,890 Uncle Fester. 575 01:34:56,170 --> 01:34:59,870 After all, he's the one who designed Wednesday and Pugsley's course study. 576 01:35:00,630 --> 01:35:01,630 Your uncle? 577 01:35:02,050 --> 01:35:03,050 Fester? 578 01:35:05,130 --> 01:35:10,210 Oh, what is... Oh, that's Sting. Would you care for one lump or two? 579 01:35:10,510 --> 01:35:12,010 No, no lumps, please. 580 01:35:18,090 --> 01:35:19,870 Well then, bottoms up. 581 01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:24,220 So, Mr. and Mrs. Adams, about your children. 582 01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:27,300 Ah, yes. The two sharpest knives in the vivisectionist kit. 583 01:35:27,520 --> 01:35:29,400 Oh, yes. We're so very proud. 584 01:35:31,440 --> 01:35:33,400 Ah, here's the man you need to speak with. 585 01:35:34,340 --> 01:35:35,900 Professor Adams, this is... I'm sorry? 586 01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:38,340 Mrs. Melbanks. Mrs. 587 01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:41,720 Melbanks. Mrs. Melbanks. Professor Adams. Professor Adams. Mrs. Melbanks. 588 01:35:41,780 --> 01:35:44,460 Melbanks is here to talk about our children and their curriculum. 589 01:35:45,900 --> 01:35:48,040 Gomez, couldn't this wait? 590 01:35:48,570 --> 01:35:50,970 I was just about to unwrap my inflatable girlfriend. 591 01:35:51,510 --> 01:35:57,270 Very good, my old man, but take a look at what's sitting right there in front 592 01:35:57,270 --> 01:35:58,270 you. 593 01:35:59,430 --> 01:36:04,090 Is that what designed your children's course of study? 594 01:36:04,470 --> 01:36:05,870 Oh, not that, dear. 595 01:36:06,110 --> 01:36:07,110 Faster. 596 01:36:08,050 --> 01:36:10,110 He's brilliant. He's absolutely brilliant. 597 01:36:10,830 --> 01:36:16,090 Graduated, so I can come behind, from Tespian School of Hierarchy and Social 598 01:36:16,090 --> 01:36:19,590 Justice. And I have a minor in explosives, too. 599 01:36:20,050 --> 01:36:22,170 Ah, that ain't quite the ladies' man, that one, Fester. 600 01:36:23,590 --> 01:36:24,589 Come, my dear. 601 01:36:24,590 --> 01:36:27,770 Let us leave these two alone to discuss the future of our children. 602 01:36:28,510 --> 01:36:29,510 Oui. 603 01:36:29,770 --> 01:36:33,310 Oui. Ah, mon cherie, you have spoken French. 604 01:36:33,930 --> 01:36:35,010 Ah, c 'est sacré. 605 01:36:41,030 --> 01:36:43,010 There's so much in love. 606 01:36:43,670 --> 01:36:45,630 I wish I could know love like that. 607 01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:48,260 For just a single day? A night? 608 01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:52,060 Sweetie, I can electrify a woman like no other man can. 609 01:36:52,680 --> 01:36:53,740 Oh, no. 610 01:36:53,960 --> 01:36:56,520 No. That would not be appropriate. 611 01:36:57,440 --> 01:36:58,440 What? 612 01:37:03,020 --> 01:37:04,840 Wow. Professor. 613 01:37:05,320 --> 01:37:06,680 That is impressive. 614 01:37:10,380 --> 01:37:14,940 I suppose if the Board of Regents never finds out. 615 01:37:38,120 --> 01:37:40,820 Your light bulb trick was very, very impressive. 616 01:37:41,100 --> 01:37:42,100 Thank you. 617 01:38:58,990 --> 01:39:01,790 Oh, yes. 618 01:39:37,440 --> 01:39:40,880 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 619 01:40:58,830 --> 01:40:59,830 Thank you. 620 01:47:12,910 --> 01:47:13,910 Thank you. 621 01:48:15,150 --> 01:48:16,150 See ya. 622 01:49:11,290 --> 01:49:13,290 Yes, it's a hot fucking pussy for your cock. 623 01:49:13,570 --> 01:49:16,290 Oh, yeah? I love that you're fucking cocky. 624 01:49:53,710 --> 01:49:54,750 Oh! 625 01:50:40,750 --> 01:50:42,490 You really do have a way with women, don't you? 626 01:50:42,890 --> 01:50:43,890 Oh, yes. 627 01:50:44,450 --> 01:50:45,450 Oh, yes. 628 01:50:46,210 --> 01:50:51,810 Oh, yes. 629 01:51:06,390 --> 01:51:08,570 I've always wanted to have somebody come on my face. 630 01:51:09,320 --> 01:51:13,440 would you come on my face yes i would love that 631 01:51:13,440 --> 01:51:16,740 wow 632 01:51:39,160 --> 01:51:40,660 and that was really electrifying. 633 01:52:19,820 --> 01:52:20,820 the storm. 634 01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:26,980 Ah, Mon Cheri, do you remember our first storm? 635 01:52:28,500 --> 01:52:30,700 I remember, Mon Cheri. 636 01:52:33,640 --> 01:52:34,980 The howling wind. 637 01:52:36,040 --> 01:52:37,620 The pouring rain. 638 01:52:38,180 --> 01:52:40,900 The screams of the crew as they tried to throw us overboard. 639 01:53:41,260 --> 01:53:42,700 You spoke French. 640 01:53:47,420 --> 01:53:48,980 These shoes are French. 641 01:53:50,220 --> 01:53:52,460 You have on French perfume. 642 01:53:54,020 --> 01:53:59,940 I wish to suckle your feet. 643 01:54:00,700 --> 01:54:02,880 Kiss your legs. 644 01:54:04,380 --> 01:54:07,460 Slowly travel up the inside of your thigh. 645 01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:11,600 The saliva drips from my mouth. Yes. 646 01:54:12,120 --> 01:54:17,280 To your waiting, heart -dripping pussy. 647 01:54:17,980 --> 01:54:18,980 Oui. 648 01:54:22,740 --> 01:54:24,220 Oh. Oh. 649 02:02:06,350 --> 02:02:07,350 Thank you. 650 02:06:52,390 --> 02:06:56,490 Fuck. Squeeze my dick. Yes. 651 02:06:56,930 --> 02:06:58,670 Yes. I'm not chubby. 652 02:06:59,830 --> 02:07:01,630 So fuck you guys. 653 02:10:43,519 --> 02:10:44,519 We'll do it. 654 02:12:06,480 --> 02:12:07,480 Yes. 655 02:23:49,770 --> 02:23:52,490 You know, we'll see what happens, you know. 656 02:23:53,010 --> 02:23:54,490 Maybe we can continue this. 657 02:23:55,150 --> 02:23:58,170 I can call in some of your other friends, you know. 658 02:23:58,590 --> 02:24:05,190 I like your hair, okay? I don't know really how we start, but let's see here. 659 02:24:07,590 --> 02:24:11,590 Oh, man, is that it, sheepy? 660 02:24:12,670 --> 02:24:14,090 Is that the spot, huh? 661 02:24:15,150 --> 02:24:16,150 Yeah? 662 02:24:16,790 --> 02:24:18,190 What the fuck, sheepy? 663 02:24:19,400 --> 02:24:20,400 There's a little bit. 664 02:24:22,040 --> 02:24:23,040 I'll be here. 665 02:27:12,400 --> 02:27:13,400 That was great. 666 02:27:13,440 --> 02:27:14,480 Thank you, Sing.